Seder Pick-Up Lines

Seder pickup lines:

Let's make this night really different from all others nights

What will you do to me for two zuzim?

What's a girl like you doing at a seder like this?

We've only got 18 minutes....

I like my matzah thin, like my women.

Maybe when Elijah comes, we can make it a threesome

I hear that horseradish is an aphrodisiac

Nice Hagadah

After four cups of wine, you look like Cindy Crawford

Honey, on this night we are supposed to recline, so let's get to it.

Seder? I hardly know her.

I bet I could make you sing Dayenu!

I've got four of my own terms for redemption

Did that just say we were in bondage?

I could never Pass you Over...

Don't call it a bitter herb until you taste it.

You're a 10 in my haggadah

Frogs.....ever kiss a frog?

I'm going to have to search you for chometz

How's about we go re-live the "Darkness" plague up in my room.

I'm like one of the four sons; let me show you how wicked I can be.