Four Old Jewish Ladies (humor)

Four Jewish ladies were sitting around playing Mah Jongg. The first
lady says, "You know girls, I have known you all for such a long
time, and there is something I must get off my chest. I am a
kleptomaniac. But don't worry, I have never stolen from any of you
and never will. We have been friends for too long."

One of the other ladies says, "Well, since we are having true
confessions, I am a nymphomaniac, but don't worry. I have not hit on
any of your husbands, and never will, they don't interest me. We have
been friends for too long."

Well, says the third lady, "I too must confess. The reason I never
married is that I am a lesbian, but don't worry. I will never hit on
any of you. We have been friends for too long, and I don't want to
ruin our friendship."

The fourth lady stands up and says, "I have a confession to make
also. I am a yenta, so please excuse me, I have a lot of calls to make."

NOTE: A "yenta" is someone who's always minding other people's business.